More tranny stories later!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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