somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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