Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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