I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just invented taco cereal.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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