Three words: puerto rican gang bang
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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