he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
zippers are such a cool invention
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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