Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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