I need help removing her.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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