I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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