i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
...so i touched it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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