if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
