so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
me + whiskey = a bad person
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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