I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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