u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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