That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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