I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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