roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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