possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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