How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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