i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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