Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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