Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
