i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
