hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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