Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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