She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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