if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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