Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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