Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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