We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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