Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm really busy with my period
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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