): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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