Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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