Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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