don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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