You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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