Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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