Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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