I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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