Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I could make wine with my vomit
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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