My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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