To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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