I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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