She announced her abortion via fbk
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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