glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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