How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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