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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
tell me about the fingering
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