i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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