Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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