You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
