It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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